Bryce Harper Hit A Gosh Darn Baseball To Gosh Darn Jupiter

Harper, the baseball god of hair and long home runs, launched this home run to Jupiter. No, really.

Harper is now tied for the major-league lead with 15 dingers this season — and it was an absolute no-doubter.

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According to Statcast, the home run really has no cheapie.  At its apex, the homer reached 140 feet. That’s an absolute moonshot.

This is not to be confused with Francisco Lindor’s WBC home run, which was launched to gosh darn Saturn.